Some women wear tampons when and where they’re needed. Others wear them on their sleeves. Only fools and MSNBC commentators the likes of Melissa Harris-Perry would wear tampons dangling as earrings, as if that was somehow attractive or likely to engender a meaningful discussion. Alfonzo Rachel isn’t surprised by the appearance of a TV talking tampon. Listen to his reaction, even if he delivers it without wearing a jockstrap on his head.