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Britain to Filter Out Porn

The United Kingdom’s Prime Minister David Cameron is cracking down on internet porn. Starting from January 2014, all broadband internet connections from the UK’s four ISPs (Virgin, Talk Talk, Sky and BT) will come with filter technology known as ‘default-on’ pre-installed. Default-on will see ISPs block pornography automatically. Only account holders who opt out will be able to access porn. H/T Next Media Animation

 

Google’s Love Machine

Google exec Eric Schmidt is a love machine at age 58, which is quite an achievement considering how dorky he looked during what should have been his sexual prime three decades ago. For all you dudes who have trouble with the ladies, Schmidt is living proof that there’s still hope. If he can do it, you can too! H/T Next Media Animation

Say What? Wrestling Fake?

In the 2013 Money in the Bank ladder match, Randy Orton’s spinal injury might have been the only unscripted moment of the whole event. But if you’ve been reading Dolphins1925’s Reddit threads, then that’s no surprise. The Redditor has accurately predicted the outcomes of the last 38 WWE matches. Obviously, the WWE’s organization has sprung a leak, but the organization doesn’t seem to be taking it too seriously, saying in a statement: “We may have a modern day Nostradamus on our hands. We might have to monitor these posts in advance of our next pay-per-view to see how good he or she really is.” H/T Next Media Animation

Lolita Bots Patrol the Net

Catching online predators by posing as children is a method police have used for years. Now Spanish researchers say they’ve invented an AI honeypot that sexual predators should find irresistible. It’s a chatbot that goads pervs into professing unclean thoughts. The invention could free up thousands of police officers around the world for more important duties, such as donut inspections and marathon sitting. H/T Next Media Animation

Fast and Furious 7

Fast and Furious 7 is sure to be the newest Fast and Furious movie since FF6! Starring Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Dwayne “no longer the Rock” Johnson, Mario, Luigi, Wario, and the hottest racer babe ever to grace the silver screen, Princess Toadstool aka “Peach”! Can Dom the mechanic hold his top spot against the world’s most famous Italian plumber?

Taiwan State of Mind

A fresh new music video from the producers at Next Media Animation, aka The Taiwanese Animators, featuring resident hottie Carol. In this parody of Jay-Z and Alicia Key’s Empire State of Mind, we show off everything we love about Taiwan.

Got Breast Milk?

Clueless star Alicia Silverstone, a vegan, is on a new mission to launch a breast-milk sharing program that looks to help women who are unable to produce enough breast milk on their own.H/T Next Media Animation

 

Next Media Under Attack

We frequently run Next Media Animation videos here. The company’s newspapers in Hong Kong have come under mysterious attack from masked thugs wielding knives and meat cleavers. The string of attacks have accelerated leading up to July 1 — the anniversary of the day that Hong Kong fell under the domain of mainland China.

Donut Wars

Carol and Bridget battle over the last donut! Extraordinary female colleagues exposed as ultimate killing machines in this video from Taiwan’s Next Media Animation.

A Bloodletting in Australia

Australia’s first female prime minister Julia Gillard gets knifed by members of her own Labour Party ahead of the fall elections. Just where does this leave the party so close to an election? Do the Liberals even need to campaign with this kind of Labour self-destruction?H/T Next Media Animation

 

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