Human Barbie doll Valeria Lukyanova better step aside for the latest plastic surgery freak, Vanilla Chamu. The Japanese model has gone through an astonishing transformation to look like a “French doll.” Vanilla Chamu started getting plastic surgery at just 19 years old and has had more than 30 surgical procedures, including multiple breast implants, double eyelid surgery, a nose job, forehead implant and more to completely revamp her appearance. H/T Next Media Animation
“It’s a Knockout” host Stuart Hall is about to join Jimmy Savile and a handful of other celebrities that have managed to ruin our childhood.
Hall, a veteran BBC broadcaster has pleaded guilty to sexual assaulting 13 girls between the ages of nine to 17 over a period of 18 years. One victim told reporters she finally found the strength to come forward after the Jimmy Savile scandal broke. The woman, who is going by the name Amy to keep her privacy intact, believes Hall should, “die behind bars.” H/T Next Media Animation
Madonna’s music may make her one of the most internationally known pop stars on the planet, but Malawi is not impressed.
The president of Malawi, Joyce Banda, slammed the pop star for reportedly expecting the Malawian government to “roll out a red carpet and blast the 21-gun salute in her honor.” H/T Next Media Animation
TLC has announced its popular reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is going international. The show will now be available on TV screens in Australia, the Netherlands, Italy and Latin America, among others. Yet another way for America to enhance its reputation overseas!
Honey’s already a hit in Eastern Europe. And despite only recently going on air in Poland, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has already taken the No. 3 spot in the TV ratings. H/T Next Media Animation
Maker’s Mark, a bourbon whiskey drink distilled by Bean, Inc., will stay at the 90-proof level. The company initially revealed plans to drop down to 84-proof, due to predicted supply shortages, but later reversed course after customers cried foul. H/T Next Media Animation
Fast-food lovers in the United Kingdom and Ireland have been put on edge by charges that horse meat reached hamburgers sold by Burger King. The chain has admitted that it was supplied contaminated meat from Poland, but says that none of it was served to customers. H/T Next Media Animation
The United States angered Antigua and Barbuda by placing an embargo on a lucrative online gambling operation headquartered on the Caribbean islands. Now, Antigua and Barbuda are threatening to retaliate by legalizing Internet piracy. Looks like all those lawyers from Hollywood and Silicon Valley better cancel their Antigua vacation plans and go to Aruba instead.
We hear a lot about North Korean rocket launches and nuclear threats. But what about the living conditions of the North Korean people? Now, rumors of cannibalism are emerging, tales of families so starved they’ve been forced to eat their children. The secretive country is neither confirming nor denying the reports, but some sources say a famine has claimed up to 10,000 lives. H/T Next Media Animation
Worried about protecting native bird species, a whack-job environmentalist from New Zealand has launched a campaign to eradicate the domestic house cat. On his website, “Cats to Go,” Gareth Morgan advocates neutering and euthanasia for felines. H/T Next Media Animation
Well kids, another year is upon us. Are you going to try to lose weight? Be nicer to your coworkers? Stop watching reality TV? What ever your resolutions are, you should still party it up on January 1, 2013. H/T Next Media Animation
Call Me Stormy wins award as one of the best new blogs in the 2nd Annual Zilla Awards for Awesomeness in the Dextrosphere
