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Obama Marriage On the Rocks

“According to the Globe, Barack and Michelle Obama’s marriage is on the rocks,” Jodi Miller reports. “Friends say Michelle tries to talk to him about their problems, but the president offers no solutions, just empty rhetoric.” Miller takes on Hillary Clinton, American IQ scores, Honey Boo Boo, Donald Trump, Dalton Trumbo and China in this edition of NewsBusted.

Two Socialists in a Row?

Jodi Miller reports that, “Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is surging in the polls. Wouldn’t it be amazing if this country elected two socialist presidents in a row?” Miller also zeroes in on Independence Day, Rapper DMX, Malia Obama, Michelle Obama, Caitlyn Jenner and Fidel Castro in this edition of NewsBusted.

Hillary Fakest Of the Fake

“It’s been discovered that Hillary Clinton has more fake Twitter followers than any other candidates,” reports Jodi Miller. “But to be fair, Hillary is the fakest of them all.” Miller also tackles the U.S. Supreme Court, Obamacare, ISIS, Al Qaeda, Rosie O’Donnell and Michelle Obama in this edition of NewsBusted.

Hillary All Juiced Up

“According to the National Enquirer, Hillary Clinton needs help for an alcohol problem,” says Jodi Miller. “Aides say that when they tried to tell Hillary she’s drinking to much, she yelled, ‘What difference at this point does it make.'” Miller takes a satirical look at Afghanistan, Brian Williams, the Kardashian sisters, Michelle Obama and a Chicago strip club in this hilarious edition of NewsBusted.

Ebola Driven By Politics?

NewsBusted’s Jodi Miller reports, “President Obama says America’s Ebola response should not be driven by fear. Yeah, right! He feels it should be driven by politics.” Also featured by Miller are Midterm elections, Governor Andrew Cuomo, Michelle Obama, Denver’s Champ Bailey.

Masking Our Identity

“Sources say President Obama will grant executive amnesty to illegal immigrants after the midterm elections,” Jodi Miller says. “Opponents say the scheme will transform America, making it as unrecognizable as Renee Zellweger.” Miller also gets the skinny Ben Bradlee, Chinese economy, Michelle Obama, Hunter Biden, Al Franken and John Pistole in this edition of NewsBusted.

First Things First For Obama

“The Syrian border town of Kobani is about to fall to the Islamic State,” Jodi Miller reports. “The White House says President Obama is aware of the situation and will deal with it between fund-raisers.” In this entertaining edition of NewsBusted, Miller also touches on Michelle Obama, Los Angeles, San Gabriel Mountains, Leon Panetta and Senator Harry Reid.

First Lady Drops Surname

Jodie Miller says, “As the midterm elections draw near, many Democrats are now distancing themselves from President Obama. To give you an idea of how bad it is, First Lady Michelle Obama is now simply going by Michelle.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features the Ebola virus, NFL, Louisiana Senate race, Nik Wallenda and cosmetic surgery.

The Prez is So Confused

“Polls show that most Americans don’t understand President Obama’s approach to fighting ISIS,” Jodi Miller says. So if you’re confused about the president’s ISIS strategy, don’t worry, so is he.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, First Lady Michelle Obama, the Senate Armed Forces Committee and Benghazi.

Obama Skipping Tight Races

“President Obama will not be visiting at least four states with tight Senate races during the upcoming campaign season,” says Jodi Miller. “Which means the president will have to restrict his travel to the other 53 states." In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also touches on race relations, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, NBC, CNN, Michelle Obama and Fidel Castro.

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