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Walking Eagle a Disgrace

Back off! Joe Dan Gorman is on the warpath against Walking Eagle, aka President Obama. Where did that Native American moniker come from, you ask? Gorman explains: “The funniest thing I heard is that Obama has an Indian name now. They call him Walking Eagle, because he’s so full of crap, he can’t fly.”  That’s the first salvo of many hurled at our Commander in Chief by Gorman in this entertaining edition of Intellectual Froglegs. While Obama claims he was a true-blue disciple of the Constitution in his previous life, you’d be hard-pressed to find any evidence of that in his nearly six years in the White House. “You know what, we really don’t even know what the hell he is. His college records are sealed,” Gorman says. “Everything about this dude is a fraud. Everything. His stimulus, his green energy, his ‘you can keep your healthcare,’ his ‘you can keep your doctor,’ his victory over Al Queda. This guy is a disgrace.” Tune in as Joe Dan continues his rampage.

Scandal-Palooza

Following a brief hiatus, Joe Dan Gorman returns with some spiffy HD equipment and an expanded take on the false power of government. Not even the scandal-ridden Obama Administration is slowing down. Says Gorman, “Look at all the scandals. Just pick five at random. Nobody gets fired. Now they occasionally allow one of them to resign, but they’re never fired.” Gorman asserts that a public-sector union is behind every scandal. Take in his thoughts in the edition of Intellectual Froglegs.

The Media’s Pied Piper

If you haven’t figured it out by now, the mainstream (or lamestream) media in our country has a slobbering love affair (thanks to Fox news contributor Bernard Goldberg for the title, which adorns his latest book) with President Obama. As far as their concerned, he can do no wrong. They proclaim him the New World Messiah, the Annointed One. Political pundit Joe Dan Gorman of Intellectual Froglegs fame knows all too well of the “he-can-do-no-wrong” mentality the media espouses for our 44th president and pokes a little fun at the worshippers with a clever musical video parody to the song,”I Will Follow Him.” Don’t forget to come on back to LOL next Tuesday for another dose of the lighter side of life.

Liberals Running Amok

Joe Dan Gorman is on the rampage against liberals. It’s an unenviable position, but thank goodness Joe Dan has his foot firmly planted on the gas pedal. “Liberals would rather make up threats for political gain, like man-made climate change and transgender bathrooms than deal with the serious ones like Islam, or economic collapse or tyranny,” he says. Gorman contends that liberal/socialist policies do nothing more than wreck economies and suffocate business. Tune in as Gorman explains in this edition of Intellectual Froglegs.

Know Thy Enemy

Joe Dan Gorman asks, “What does Benghazi, Fast and Furious, the IRS Scandal and ‘You Can Keep Your InsuranceGate,’ have in common? Anyone of them, by itself, would have brought down a Republican administration. Regardless of how you voted, regardless of your party, if you’re a rational thinking person, don’t you want laws to be applied evenly across the board?” The solution, according to Gorman, is know thy enemy. And the enemy, as Gorman has pointed out for months, is the compliant media. Tune in as Gorman dissects the issues in this edition of Intellectual Froglegs.

Power-Crazed Feds Insane

With its recent assault on the Bundy Ranch in northern Nevada, it appears that the federal government has totally lost its marbles. Says Joe Dan Gorman, “The federal government has gone insane. They are power-crazed … everywhere! From coast to coast,” Gorman says.”There’s so much red tape and bureaucracies, it’s like we have governments within governments. What was once a drip, drip, drip of socialism is now a full-throttle faucet of communism.” Check out this edition “Intellectual Froglegs” as Gorman opines on the Bundy family standoff with the feds. He also touches on bureaucrats Eric Holder, Harry Reid and Lois Lerner.

A King-Size IRS Mess in D.C.

Joe Dan Gorman is seething. And he’s directing his rage at the Internal Revenue Service. Talk about spending your children’s future today. The IRS has wasted away nearly $50 million in conferences and parties over a two-year period, and tossed away more of our cash on in-house video-production parodies of Star Trek and Gilligan’s Island. Mix in a couple of scandals and you have a king-size mess in Washington. “With all these scandals, they’re still paying out $62 million in bonuses,” Gorman says. “No accountability, it’s a joke. They’re a rogue organization.”  In this edition of Intellectual Froglegs, Gorman also touches on President’s Obama’s meeting with the Pope, Michelle Obama’s trip to China and unrigging the vote.

Change You Can Step In

The Liberal Philosophy: If you have it, they want it; if you do it, they want to control it; and if they don’t get their way, they’ll whine like children. In this edition of Intellectual Froglegs, Joe Dan Gorman takes liberals to task. “Unlike you liberal fruitbats, we don’t need to sit around waiting for marching orders. Our beliefs don’t change. Now liberal beliefs, ya’ll change like the seasons … You can call us what you want to call us, it don’t matter–conservatives, libertarian, Tea Party. Definitions change and labels change and technology changes, but our core beliefs do not change.”

Getting Back to Reality

Take a look at the state of affairs in America, and it doesn’t look pretty. Liberals are adamantly fighting a war on global warming that doesn’t exist, innocent citizens in Ukraine and Venezuela are being brutalized by their governments while the United States remains idle, the Obama Administration has its sights on our newsrooms and our media in general are blind to the world. It’s official. We’ve gone to hell in one large handbasket. Says Joe Dan Gorman in this edition of Intellectual Froglegs, “Democrat voters and Obama supporters, have you lost your ability to engage in critical thinking. Have you no grasp of history? If you don’t stand against this massive government beast now, you are a fool.”

Capitalism … It Works

As the country continues to drift into the abyss of liberal irresponsibility under Prince Curtain Rod, aka President Obama, political pundit Joe Dan Gorman continues to espouse the conservative path. “As conservatives, we don’t believe in the principles of capitalism, limited government and strong defense because it sounds good. We believe it because it works. We believe it, because that’s what our country is built on,” says Gorman in this edition of Intellectual Froglegs.

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