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Obama Continues Defiance

Even though the Obama Administration and the Democrats received a shellacking in the Midterm elections, our Commander in Chief is turning a blind eye to it all. “You’d think after a wildly lopsided election, we could forget about politics for a while,” says Joe Dan Gorman of Intellectual Froglegs. “But no, Obama the Destroyer will not be denied. Obama gives a speech like he won. After the brutal shellacking that he took, he says he heard the two-thirds of America that did not vote.” Tune in as Gorman analyzes Obama’s defiance and the recently ignited healthcare controversy, starring MIT Professor Jonathan Gruber.

Food For Political Thought

Despite the progressive rhetoric of the last eight years, the Democrat Party has failed America. Since winning the presidency six years ago and both houses of Congress in 2006, the Democrats have crafted an agenda of failure. In this edition of Intellectual Froglegs, Joe Dan Gorman sets the record straight with his Democrat Progress Report. Says Gorman, “When the Democrats took control, we had a AAA credit rating. When the Democrats took control, there had been zero attacks on American soil since 9/11. When the Democrats took control, we had no beheadings in Oklahoma and we had no beheadings in New Jersey.” And on and on. But perhaps Gorman’s most salient point centers on the economy. While our lamestream media would have you believe that President Obama inherited a Bush economy, that simply isn’t true. Gorman argues that the Democrats assumed control of Congress in January 2007 with Senator Harry Reid leading the Senate and U.S. Reprentative Nancy Pelosi controlling the House. And unbeknownst to most, it is Congress that controls the purse strings, not the president. “So the fact is,” Gorman says, “Obama did not inherit a Bush economy, he inherited a Reid-Pelosi economy.” Soak in Gorman’s remaining thoughts as you head to the polls today in this very important election.

Our Manic Media

Legendary singer/songwriter Charlie Daniels put it succinctly: “The news media is not about the news anymore. It’s about protecting some people, destroying others and shoving a socialist agenda down the collective throats of America. And we are sick to death of it.” In this edition of Intellectual Froglegs, Joe Dan Gorman adds his contemptuous thoughts about the mainstream media, and also touches on Muslim jihadists, and President Obama and the ISIS threat. In addition, check out the latest episode of “Harriet the Liberal.”

Joe Dan Puts on the War Paint

Conservative political pundit Joe Dan Gorman is fed up and he can’t take it anymore. “Government politicians are destroying this once-great country, and we’ve already covered the facts that the United States is ranked 12th in economic freedom, ranked 46th in freedom of the press–we’re the land of the free you know,” Gorman says. “And now we have a new honor. The U.S. tax burden on business is one of the worst in the industrialized world.” Join Joe Dan on Intellectual Froglegs as he puts on his war paint and assails the rubber-room insanity overtaking our country.

U.S. Swings Conservative

It’s a fact that more Americans identify themselves as conservative more than liberal in 47 states. This, of course, includes a slew of red states. So, why do you ask, are these statistics not reflected in the voting booth. Because “the radical lefties are in charge,” opines political pundit Joe Dan Gorman. “Our problem is that conservative Americans, we bicker about ridiculous crap, while these radical lefties, they’re galvanized. They walk in lockstep, or goose step.” Tune in to this edition of Intellectual Froglegs as Gorman also touches on the Obama Administration’s bias on corporate America, so-called liberal diversity and their special-interest groups and a segment on American economist Milton Friedman and free enterprise.

ISIS is Beyond Evil

Joe Dan Gorman unleashes his fury on ISIS in this edition of Intellectual Froglegs. “You don’t see evil this heinous in any horror movies,” Gorman says. “This Islamic State–some call it ISIS, some call it ISIL–it doesn’t matter. They cannot be contained, they cannot be reasoned with. You got to take them out.” Gorman also touches on church and state, Hamas and the Ferguson, Missouri, shooting.

Proof’s in the Liberal Pudding

While running for president in 2008, President Obama ranted and raved that President Bush had single-handedly increased the national debt by $4 million on his own over eight years, more than all previous presidents combined. Well, after winning the presidency in 2008 and re-election in 2012, Obama obliterated Bush’s record, increasing the debt by another $7 million in just six years, one example of the proof is in the liberal pudding. Another glaring example, says Joe Dan Gorman, is the state of the economy. “Obama and his media are telling people, ‘The economy is fine.’ Your the only one that’s struggling. Everyone else is doing great. They point to this ridiculous six-point something unemployment rate. You know, it’s easy to have a low employment rate when you don’t count everybody. The real unemployment rate remains in double digits at 12.2 percent.” Check out this riveting edition of Intellectual Froglegs as Gorman unveils that the proof is really in the liberal pudding.

As the World Burns

Once upon a time, Democrats didn’t hate America. Nowadays, they malign our country at every opportunity, their insults pelting the landscape like a monsoon. Joe Dan Gorman calls it the Sabotaging of America. “Every aspect of America has gotten worse,” he says. “Our economy, our security, our border, our healthcare. Go down the list. And we better get back to theJudeo-Christian values that our Constitution was built on.” Gorman explains further on this edition of Intellectual Froglegs.

Walking Eagle a Disgrace

Back off! Joe Dan Gorman is on the warpath against Walking Eagle, aka President Obama. Where did that Native American moniker come from, you ask? Gorman explains: “The funniest thing I heard is that Obama has an Indian name now. They call him Walking Eagle, because he’s so full of crap, he can’t fly.”  That’s the first salvo of many hurled at our Commander in Chief by Gorman in this entertaining edition of Intellectual Froglegs. While Obama claims he was a true-blue disciple of the Constitution in his previous life, you’d be hard-pressed to find any evidence of that in his nearly six years in the White House. “You know what, we really don’t even know what the hell he is. His college records are sealed,” Gorman says. “Everything about this dude is a fraud. Everything. His stimulus, his green energy, his ‘you can keep your healthcare,’ his ‘you can keep your doctor,’ his victory over Al Queda. This guy is a disgrace.” Tune in as Joe Dan continues his rampage.

Scandal-Palooza

Following a brief hiatus, Joe Dan Gorman returns with some spiffy HD equipment and an expanded take on the false power of government. Not even the scandal-ridden Obama Administration is slowing down. Says Gorman, “Look at all the scandals. Just pick five at random. Nobody gets fired. Now they occasionally allow one of them to resign, but they’re never fired.” Gorman asserts that a public-sector union is behind every scandal. Take in his thoughts in the edition of Intellectual Froglegs.

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