Joe Biden is taking his third vacation so far in 2013. “Shhh…don’t complain,” says Jodi Miller. “We’re better off, believe me.” She also addresses the Supreme Court’s pending same-sex marriage case, Jim Carrey gun control antics and North Korea’s belligerent Kim Jong Un in this edition of NewsBusted.
Republicans cheer as Nancy Pelosi vows to keep her post as leader of the minority party in the House. Meanwhile, Bono “plugs in” with Joe Biden, while Cher tunes out Macy’s. All this, plus an Ohio congresswoman hanging on tight to her panties, in this edition of The Great Eight with Ben Crystal.
This just in…A former aide to Vice President Biden has written a tell-all book. “A tell-all book?,” asks Jodi Miller. “Hmmm. Is Biden an even bigger idiot in private?” Hear more about her scary Halloween encounter, Al Gore’s Current TV and the rapper Gunplay in NewsBusted.
The porn industry backs Obama 5-1. “Ah, no surprise there,” says pundit Stephen Green. “Everyone in that business is used to getting professionally screwed.” Also find out who told the biggest lie of the week — Vice President Joe Biden, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) or First Lady Michelle Obama? Green brings you all this, and the latest on the Benghazi attacks, in this Week in Blogs.
This just in…First Lady Michelle Obama says she rarely ventures into the West Wing to give policy advice to the President. “She said it’s easier just to phone him on the golf course,” Jodi Miller reports. Also hear about Paul Ryan’s workout photos, Joe Biden’s makeover and the arrest of a well-armed man at the Los Angeles International Airport in this edition of NewsBusted.
Steven Crowder is back, channeling David Bowie, in a parody about the changing face of the country and the cancerous growth of the government since President Obama took office.
This just in…NBC Political Director Chuck Todd called the work of pollster Scott Rasmussen slop. “You know what that must mean,” says Jodi Miller. “Romney’s ahead.” Hear more about the Vice Presidential debate, Stacey Dash’s endorsement of Romney and Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chair of the Democratic National Committee, in this edition of NewsBusted.
Think Vice President Joe Biden was being uncharacteristically rude and arrogant in his debate with Paul Ryan? Watch this CSPAN video of a Biden press conference from 1988. He was bald then, and his teeth weren’t as pearly white, but he certainly was just as big a blowhard and egomaniac back then. H/T iOwntheWorld
It’s not even subject to debate…Paul Ryan has a lot more sex appeal than Joe Biden.
Now, even the Obama Girl is probably doing the Paul Ryan! It’s from Little Bonanza Productions, the same group that earlier created the “Smoking Man” ad for Herman Cain. H/T InstaPundit
And, here’s a second paean to Paul Ryan from Forklift Comedy. It’s a little snarkier, but also plays up Ryan as a dreamboat. Sample lyrics:
In college he drove the weinermobile, I dream I’m in the front seat copping a feelÂ
Of the real America, he’s a real protector, I wanna get all up in his private sector! H/T The Troglopundit
