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Hillary All Juiced Up

“According to the National Enquirer, Hillary Clinton needs help for an alcohol problem,” says Jodi Miller. “Aides say that when they tried to tell Hillary she’s drinking to much, she yelled, ‘What difference at this point does it make.'” Miller takes a satirical look at Afghanistan, Brian Williams, the Kardashian sisters, Michelle Obama and a Chicago strip club in this hilarious edition of NewsBusted.

Native Americans Steamed

Jodi Miller reports, “At the White House President Obama met with leaders of American Indian tribes. “But Native Americans are very upset. This country used to belong to them, now it belongs to China.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features Candy Crowley, Cher, Social Security, Eric Garner, Ferguson, Missouri, and McDonald’s McRib.

The Real President Or Imposter?

“Following the grand jury’s decision in Ferguson, Missouri, President Obama said we are a nation built on the rule of law,” Jodi Miller reports. “Then Secret Service agents wrestled him to the ground and said, ‘What have you done to the real President Obama?'” Miller also takes a look at Black Friday shoppers, Chuck Hagel, U.N. Peacekeepers, Ray Rice and Obamacare in this edition of NewsBusted.

Forbes: Putin Most Powerful

Forbes magazine has ranked Russian president Vladimir Putin the world’s most powerful person. President Obama came in second,” Jodi Miller reports. “But it’s really not fair, because in Russia being president is a fulltime job.” Miller also features illegal border crossers, TSA, Kim Kardashian, Willie Nelson and Bruce Jenner in this edition of NewsBusted.

Ebola Driven By Politics?

NewsBusted’s Jodi Miller reports, “President Obama says America’s Ebola response should not be driven by fear. Yeah, right! He feels it should be driven by politics.” Also featured by Miller are Midterm elections, Governor Andrew Cuomo, Michelle Obama, Denver’s Champ Bailey.

Masking Our Identity

“Sources say President Obama will grant executive amnesty to illegal immigrants after the midterm elections,” Jodi Miller says. “Opponents say the scheme will transform America, making it as unrecognizable as Renee Zellweger.” Miller also gets the skinny Ben Bradlee, Chinese economy, Michelle Obama, Hunter Biden, Al Franken and John Pistole in this edition of NewsBusted.

Free Oil With 3rd Obama Term

“Analysts say a weak economy is causing less gasoline use, resulting in falling oil prices,” says Jodi Miller. “So basically the worst the economy is, the lower the oil prices. So if President Obama could serve one more term, oil would be free.” Miller also reports on the Midterm Elections, Obama’s ISIS strategy, Chris Matthews and Kris and Bruce Jenner in this edition of NewsBusted.

Obummer Obama in Hawaii

Spanning the globe this past week, Jodi Miller reports, “The Honolulu City Council has withdrawn a proposal to name a popular beach after President Obama. So instead, they will name an unpopular beach after him.” Also on Miller’s radar is the Chinese economy, Nielsen TV Ratings, Speaker John Boehner, Senator Mark Udall and the rising cost of coffee in this edition of NewsBusted.

First Things First For Obama

“The Syrian border town of Kobani is about to fall to the Islamic State,” Jodi Miller reports. “The White House says President Obama is aware of the situation and will deal with it between fund-raisers.” In this entertaining edition of NewsBusted, Miller also touches on Michelle Obama, Los Angeles, San Gabriel Mountains, Leon Panetta and Senator Harry Reid.

First Lady Drops Surname

Jodie Miller says, “As the midterm elections draw near, many Democrats are now distancing themselves from President Obama. To give you an idea of how bad it is, First Lady Michelle Obama is now simply going by Michelle.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features the Ebola virus, NFL, Louisiana Senate race, Nik Wallenda and cosmetic surgery.

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