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Men and Women a Breed Apart

In this sketch on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Jeff Foxworthy tackles the differences between men and women. And especially the age-old question of why women go shopping. Hope to see you back here on LOL next Tuesday for another edition of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

Medicine’s Side Effects

Technology has produced a plethora of miracle drugs for our ailments, but as Jeff Foxworthy points our in his solo routine of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, beware of the side effects. See you next Tuesday here on LOL for another cruise through the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

‘Twas the Night After Christmas

“‘Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer. The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler.” If you guessed this was a Jeff Foxworthy production, you’re absolutely correct (video by Bert). Foxworthy is pitted against Santa Claus in this hilarious parody to the early 19th-century classic “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.” We’ll be back here on LOL on New Year’s for another glimpse at the lighter side of life. In the meantime, have a very Merry Christmas.–The Wickel

Jeff Foxworthy’s 1st Colonoscopy

Jeff Foxworthy returns to LOL with a tale of his first colonoscopy. He says there are three steps to the procedure, the most important being the pre-surgery consultation. “And please pay attention during the consultation,” Foxworthy says. “I say this not because I did but because I didn’t. Because I’m a comedian, I’m trying to make jokes. I’m like, ‘Oh I bet you meet a lot of assholes in your business don’t you.’” Check out the rest of Foxworthy’s hilarious experience, and come on back to LOL next Tuesday for another taste of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

You Might Be a Redneck If …

Jeff Foxworthy, head honcho on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, returns to LOL with his wildly popular “You Might Be a Redneck If …” standup routine. Among Foxworthy’s exclamations in this version are: “If your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it, you might be a redneck.” Or, “If you’ve ever taken a beer to a job interview, you might be a redneck.” Check out his other gems. See you next Tuesday here on LOL for another edition of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

More Redneck Fashion Tips

Jeff Foxworthy gets back on LOL’s center stage with another rendition of  blue collar fashion tips, including this huge piece of advice: “If your rear end looks like two full-grown raccoons wrestling in a 50-pound bag of feed corn, say no to Spandex!” Foxworthy, perhaps the kingpin of the ever-popular Blue Collar Comedy Tour, returns for his final segment of fashion tips later this year. Meanwhile, see you next Tuesday for a lively tour of the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

Redneck Fashion Tips

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour returns to LOL, featuring one of its most popular members Jeff Foxworthy. Famous for his “you might be a redneck” one-liners, Foxworthy takes a detour in this segment with his exclusive fashion tips, including: “Do not wear an ‘I’m with stupid’ t-shirt if you’re by yourself.”  Come back next Tuesday for another episode of LOL and a journey through the lighter side of life. — The Wickel

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