As requested, Ze Frank reveals the sad thoughts of sad dogs :(
Vice traveled to Kabul in search of illicit gambling rings where men bet on quail fights, buzkashi (like polo, but with a headless goat), and dog fights. First in a three-part series.
You could always be reincarnated as this dog, caught in the snow and locked in a Sisyphean vise — trying to hustle your favorite stick past a gate that just won’t give way no matter how often you approach it. H/T IMAO