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Liberal Idols

Hey, kids! Wanna wear something studly and revolutionary? Then  ditch the tired Che Guevara duds or the contrived Guy Fawkes masks, and put on something radically different, like a T-shirt emblazoned with images of the Founding Fathers. H/T Chuck Woolery

Gun Debate Heating Back Up

Game show legend Chuck Woolery discusses the need for Americans to have the right to carry assault weapons.

Election Hangover

Chuck Woolery says after “a night of binging on the news feeds, drinking in the commentary and stumbling around the contradictory polling numbers,” he’s nursing a post-election hangover. But he anticipates a fast recovery, so he can roll up his sleeves and return to the task at hand, “getting out the truth and holding our leaders accountable.”

Democratic-Death Fusion Ticket

Chuck Woolery wonders why the Left is making a big deal out of voter ID laws. Could these laws disrupt President Obama’s quest for “the precious dead voter?”

Can the UN Be Reformed?

Chuck Woolery interviews former United Nations Ambassador John Bolton. While Woolery wonders whether the United States should just withdraw from the UN, Bolton outlines some reforms that he says could produce “a tsunami of change” and go a long way toward making the world body more productive.

Decoding the Cracker Language

Liberal MSNBC pundit Toure has charged that conservatives are using secret racist language to oppose President Obama. Armed with that knowledge, Chuck Woolery stocks up on boxes of Cracker Jack in search of the elusive decoder ring. He also confesses his love for papaya.

Our Disability Crisis

In his one-minute “Save Us Chuck” radio spot, longtime game show host Chuck Woolery reflects on the month of June, when only 80,000 new jobs were created, yet 85,000 Americans applied for disability. Woolery opines that we’re in the midst of a disability crisis, noting, “It seems we’re injuring people 19 percent faster than we’re creating jobs.” H/T Capitalist Preservation

America’s Biggest Hypocrite

Chuck Woolery, longtime game show host for Lingo, Scrabble and Wheel of Fortune, takes down Michael Moore in a sumo grudge match. Woolery describes Moore as “America’s biggest hypocrite” and calls him “a wolf in sheep’s clothing — extra, extra, extra-large clothing.”  The savagery reaches a delirious peak as Woolery recounts rumors of the corpulent Moore sleeping “on a bed made of money being hand-fed deep-fried Twinkies by Princess Leia on a floating barge made of gold.”  Kudos to Woolery, waging the good fight and saving America one hypocrite at a time. Visit his website at http://saveuschuckwoolery.com/

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