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Holier Than Thou Hillary

“Hillary Clinton’s staff shut down a section of a New York department store last week so that she could get a $600 haircut,” Jodi Miller reports. “Aids say Hillary needed to look her best for a speech on income inequality.” Miller also gives us the lowdown on the dentist who killed Cecil the lion, Planned Parenthood, John Kerry, Chloe Kardashian, Jim Gilmore, Chris Matthews, Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Lincoln Chafee in this edition of NewsBusted.

Free Oil With 3rd Obama Term

“Analysts say a weak economy is causing less gasoline use, resulting in falling oil prices,” says Jodi Miller. “So basically the worst the economy is, the lower the oil prices. So if President Obama could serve one more term, oil would be free.” Miller also reports on the Midterm Elections, Obama’s ISIS strategy, Chris Matthews and Kris and Bruce Jenner in this edition of NewsBusted.

Obama’s Partners in Slime

Jodi Miller reports that the lead singer of the band Korn told TMZ that President Obama is using Miley Cyrus and Kanye West to destroy America. “That’s crazy talk,” Miller says. “Obama doesn’t need anyone’s help to destroy America.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features the IRS, Ed Schultz, the Craig’s List Killer, Chris Matthews, Capital One, Starbucks and Obama voters.

Politicizing the Bombings

MSNBC wasted no time on Monday in jumping to conclusions and fingering homegrown American conservatives as the most likely culprits behind the explosions that rocked the Boston Marathon, killing at least three and injuring more than 175 spectators. ┬áIn a matter of a few hours, without citing a shred of evidence to support his claim, pundit Chris Matthews speculated, “Normally domestic terrorists, people, tend to be on the far right.” He then reconsidered and suggested, “…That’s not a good category, just extremists, let’s call them that.”

MSNBC Anchor and Candy Man

This just in…Happy couples everywhere will celebrate their love on Valentine’s Day. “Except for Chris Matthews,” says Jodi Miller. “He’s still waiting for his box of candy from President Obama.” In this edition of NewsBusted, she also takes stock of John Kerry as Secretary of State and notes the President’s Job Council appears to have been laid off.

New Orleans…Or Busted

This just in…Football fans across America are getting ready for this weekend’s Superbowl in New Orleans. Jodi Miller reports, “When reached for comment, former Mayor Ray Nagin said — You’ll have so much fun, you may get indicted.” Jodi also gives us the low-down on sugar daddies, Chris Matthews and hidden messages in the Transformers movies in this edition of NewsBusted.

NBC Enters Circle of Dumb

The belching, burping Chris Matthews has hit a new low in broadcast belligerence. Hear how on this Kruiser Control as Stephen Kruiser also brings you Mika Brzezinski’s analysis of capitalism, in addition to Nancy Snyderman’s Today Show Christmas shocker.

MSNBC Cries Racism Again

MSNBC has more proof of racism, and who better to tell you about it than the burping Chris Matthews. Hear more about MSNC’s racism complex, plus the Rev. Al Sharpton’s voter suppression rant and other forms of madness coming from the liberal media, on this week’s Kruiser Control with Stephen Kruiser. H/T PJTV

Liars and Gas Bags

See the gas bag of the week, hear the question of the week, and experience the big lie of the week, on this Week in Blogs. From Cairo protests to Chris Matthews and the other maniacs at MSNBC, Stephen Green brings you the must hear and see items from the web.

Thanks to the MSNBC Turkeys

In a Thanksgiving edition of Kruiser Control, Stephen Kruiser gives thanks for a fun-filled year of biased news coverage from MSNBC, touching on all of the high points — from Chris Matthews’ strange crush on President Obama to Rev. Al Sharpton’s bizarre “resist we much” ramblings. H/T PJTV

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