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Poor People Thrive Under Dems

Jodi Miller notes that a record 90 million Americans are no longer in the U.S. workforce. “So basically, Democrats love the poor so much, they’re making more of them.” she says. Miller also touches on Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama and Edward Snowden in this edition of NewsBusted.

Death by Boobs

A Washington man suffered death by suffocation after his drunken romantic partner smothered his face within her massive mammaries. She now faces manslaughter charges, and the Feds now face a quandary: After coming for our guns, will they next seek to ban D-cup breasts? And will Bill Clinton head the commission that examines the proposition?

Who’s Your Daddy?

Watch out for the Flying Monkeys as the Obama Administration takes aim against guns. You can hear the cackling. “I’ll get you my pretty…and your Bill of Rights, too.” Meanwhile, the staffers at Current TV are scrambling to find new jobs now that Al “Jazeera” Gore has sold the network. Hear all this and about Bill Clinton living out his Oedipal fantasies in this edition of The Great Eight with Ben Crystal.

 

Debate Called Before It Happens

This just in. The first Presidential debate is next week. “And you know what that means,” says Jodi Miller. “The mainstream media has already declared President Obama the winner.” Also hear about Mitt Romney’s tax returns and Bill Clinton’s fascination for Kate Middleton in the latest edition of NewsBusted.

Is Obama the Next Henry Ford?

Joe Dan Gorman revs up his engine, and comes out firing on all pistons, in a fast-moving riposte delving into the federal takeover of GM. Did you know each Chevy Volt costs about $50,000 more to produce than the sticker price? Now, that’s a surefire formula for business success and could lead to President Obama’s anointment as the next Henry Ford.

Joe Dan also examines Bill Clinton’s waggling finger of truth, the union-driven demise of Detroit and Michelle Obama’s new energy drink “Eh’ Whole” in this latest edition of the ever-provocative and always hilarious Intellectual Frog Legs.

A Tale of Two Tapes

Video No. 1: We journey back to January 1992 as 60 Minutes‘ Steve Kroft grills Bill Clinton on allegations he engaged in a longtime extramarital affair with Gennifer Flowers. With Hillary Clinton by his side, Bill denies the allegations, claiming he barely knew Gennifer, although subsequently, that was proven to be a lie.

Video No. 2: Picking up where Marilyn Monroe left off, Lady Gaga dedicates a sultry tune to Bill Clinton in an October 2011 Hollywood Bowl concert celebrating the former president’s 65th birthday.

Why juxtapose the two videos? Besides the fact that it’s not been done before, these two tales of the tape say something about the nexus of politics, power, sex and culture in America, as well as changing times. Watch and interpret the videos for yourselves, however you deem fit.

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