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Lame Congress Strikes Again

“President Obama announced new restrictions on greenhouse gas omissions,” reports Jodi Miller. “As expected, Republicans in Congress are vowing to fight the plan–a virtual guarantee that they will do absolutely nothing.” Miller also zeroes in on Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Joe Biden, Cuba, Rick Perry and Ray Rice in this edition of NewsBusted.

Dieting Not Kind to Al Gore

“In a recent speech, Al Gore said that all snowstorms are caused by global warming,” reports Jodi Miller. “He also claims that all the weight he’s gained is caused by dieting.” Miller also features Bob Schieffer, the Census Bureau, the federal debt, the drought in California and underage sex in this edition of NewsBusted.

Fund-raisers and Golf

“President Obama has attended nearly 400 fund-raisers since taking office,” Jodi Miller reports. “Wow! It’s amazing he finds time to play golf.” Miller also gets the blood flowing with features on John Boehner, record cold in Australia, Al Gore and Joe Biden in this edition of NewsBusted.

One Mystery Solved

“A mystery man is leaving envelopes of cash around the streets of Los Angeles for strangers to find,” reports Jodi Miller. “And this mystery man (President Obama) is taking money out of the paychecks of the people all across America.” Also making the cut in this edition of NewsBusted are Al Gore, earthquakes, the State Department, Libya and Facebook.

Albuquerque Cops Breaking Bad

“The Albuquerque, New Mexico, police force is being accused of using excessive force,” says Jodi Miller of NewsBusted. “But apparently not enough force to keep this guy (referring to Bryan Cranston, aka Walter White of “Breaking Bad”) from running a meth operation for five years.” Join Miller as she also touches on Kermit Gosnell, Al Gore, crime fighting robot and Al-Jazeera America.

Obama Appeasing His Base

Jodi Miller says, “Liberal activists are asking President Obama to bypass Congress and pass their agenda. And an angry Obama responded, ‘What the heck do you think I’ve been doing for the last five years.'” This edition of NewsBusted also features Amazon, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Newsweek, Al Gore and President George W. Bush.

No Warming in 15 Years!

Jodi Miller reports that the IPCC now admits there hasn’t been any global warming for the past 15 years, which means there hasn’t been any warming since the last time Al Gore was able to look down and see his feet. This edition of NewsBusted also features Obamacare, the IRS, poverty and the economy and Al Qaeda Twitter.

Dumbest Liberal Moments Ever

When liberals speak, you’re either not going to believe your ears, or there’s a strong chance you’re going to bust your gut laughing. The following video clip documents the Dumbest Liberal Moments Ever, led by the Sultan of Smooth himself, President Clinton, when he uttered with a straight face: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman–Ms. Lewinsky. These allegations are false.” Then there’s Mr. Blowhard, Michael Moore, who said in October 2003: “There is no terrorist threat.” Funny, but there’s been more than 19,000 acts of terrorism committed since. It gets dumb and dumber with Vice-President Joe Biden, U.S. Representative Maxine Waters and former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich.

The Bi-Polar Bear

In this edition of Intellectual Froglegs, Joe Dan Gorman debunks the scam of climate-change propaganda flooding the planet, disseminated by self-serving alarmists like Al Gore as well as august bodies including the United Nations. The debate over climate change might be heating up, but when Joe Dan ventures forth from his home in Kansas City, he makes a poignant observation: Baby, it’s cold outside.

Who’s Your Daddy?

Watch out for the Flying Monkeys as the Obama Administration takes aim against guns. You can hear the cackling. “I’ll get you my pretty…and your Bill of Rights, too.” Meanwhile, the staffers at Current TV are scrambling to find new jobs now that Al “Jazeera” Gore has sold the network. Hear all this and about Bill Clinton living out his Oedipal fantasies in this edition of The Great Eight with Ben Crystal.


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