Moonbats and Sacred Cows, It’s Tipping Time
Tired of Letterman, Colbert, Stewart and the other moonbat comedians who dominate the airwaves? Now, thanks to the miracle of the Internets, you’ve got a righteous alternative.
Stormy and his merry pranksters are on the case, casting sunlight when it’s needed, thunderbolts where they are required and zingers just for the fun of it. Our motto: No cow is so sacred that it can’t be tipped over and udderly exposed.
When subjected to closer inspection, 99 percent of what passes as conventional wisdom on the left is actually closer in substance to passed gas. We’ll prove it with a medley of videos, one-liners, quips and poison-dipped Amazonian darts that even a roomful of 1,000 chattering chimps couldn’t refute. Beyond the raging politics of the day, we’ll storm the hallowed halls of academia, trash-talk Hollywood and probe the dark underbellies of all the latest crazy fads, from Anonymous to anorexia.
For instance, the patchouli patrols from Occupy Wall Street won’t just be suffering PTSD after we’ve put them through our rightful ringer. We will demonstrate, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they are also responsible for the spread of pseudomarfanism, psoriasis and progressive diaphyseal dysplasia. And that’s not even touching upon the issue of pubic lice.
So, if your days have been a little grim in this era of endless recession, if you’ve given up hope and you’re in need of a change, bookmark us and visit often. We’ roast them as we see them, all in good jest, of course. You need not be a wingnut to join the fun, but trolls, sock puppets, flamers and others of similar ilk are advised to move on, or we’ll give you the dreaded Code Pink treatment, which we can assure you, will be much worse than the Sesame Street tunes played at Gitmo.