Criminals do the dardest things. Or is it the dumbest things. For instance, an older woman walked up to a police officer requesting help for a recent purchase of cocaine gone wrong. She said the powder was of low grade and wanted the officer to help her get her money back. Needless to say, all she received was a pair of handcuffs around her wrists. In this edition, Danger Dolan takes a gander at 14 more of the lamest criminals ever to infect society with their ineptitude.