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Obummer For Obama

Jodi Miller reports that more than 7 million people enrolled in Obamacare in the last six months. “Of course, President Obama was excited to share this news until he learned that most of the new enrollees are Chicago voters,” she says. Also featured in this edition of NewsBusted are Ted Cruz, U.S. unemployment, Fort Hood shooting and David Letterman.

Creepy Clowns and Obamacare

“A creepy clown has been terrorizing residents of New York’s Staten Island,” says Jodi Miller. “But the clown’s still not as creepy as your friends who say Obamacare is working perfectly.” Also in this edition of NewsBusted, Miller touches on President Obama, Joe Biden, illegal aliens George and Jonathan Soros, Piers Morgan and Tina Fey.

March Madness in D.C.

Jodi Miller says March Madness is in full swing. “No, not the NCAA Tournament,” she says, “but President Obama pushing Obamacare despite the fact that nobody wants it.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features Vladimir Putin, Jimmy Carter, Ellen DeGeneres, Jimmy Fallon, Kevin Trudeau and voter fraud.

Breaker, Breaker 1-9

Jodi Miller says Radio Shack is closing over 1,000 of its stores. “Great! Now where I am going to get an 8-track tape and CB radio?” she says. In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features President Obama’s popularity rating, MSNBC’s Alex Witt, Mark Zuckerberg, Senator Dianne Feinstein and Robert Duvall.

Hillary Dodges Obamacare

In this edition of NewsBusted, host Jodi Miller reports that rumors are surfacing that Hillary Clinton is too sick to run for president. But, Miller adds, “Don’t worry, she’ll be fine. It’s not like she enrolled in Obamacare.” Also featured in this edition are Spike Lee, George Lopez, Ronan Farrow and Larry King.

Obama’s Partners in Slime

Jodi Miller reports that the lead singer of the band Korn told TMZ that President Obama is using Miley Cyrus and Kanye West to destroy America. “That’s crazy talk,” Miller says. “Obama doesn’t need anyone’s help to destroy America.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features the IRS, Ed Schultz, the Craig’s List Killer, Chris Matthews, Capital One, Starbucks and Obama voters.

No Commies, No Olympics

In this edition of NewsBusted, Jodi Miller touches on the Winter Olympics in Sochi. Says Miller, “President Obama is not going to attend the Winter Olympics. Apparently he hates to visit any country that gave up on Communism.” Miller also features the Olympics medal count, George Zimmerman and James Carville.

The Fellowship of Liberalogists

In this edition of Wild Bill for America, conservative pundit Wild Bill gives a resounding review of Tim Duncan’s Homo Liberalis, a guide to identyfying liberals in the wild. Says Wild Bill, “Tim gives insight into the wild, North American, yellow-bellied liberal and warns people about some things I have neglected. For instance, the danger of trying to domesticate liberals or import them into your habitat due to their destructive and corrupt tendencies.” Tune in to the rest of Wild Bill’s review.

What Sacrifices?

Jodi Miller reports, “John Boehner told Jay Leno he won’t run for president because he’d have to give up wine, golf and cigarettes, to which President Obama responded, ‘Since when?’” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features, Mike Huckabee, Senator Chuck Schumer, Grammy Awards, Queen Latifah, Madonna, Wendy Davis and Richard Sherman.

I Know Nothing

Obama aides are claiming the president had no knowledge of the extent of NSA surveillance,” says Jodi Miller. “They say he was completely unaware until he read the NSA reports that found he was completely unaware.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features Michelle Obama, Duck Dynasty, Governor Jerry Brown, Justin Bieber and Howard Stern.

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