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No Clue On ISIS Strategy

“Newly confirmed defense secretary Ashton Carter says he understands President Obama’s ISIS strategy, which is remarkable, because not even President Obama understands President Obama’s ISIS strategy,” reports Jodi Miller. Also in Miller’s crosshairs this week are Homeland Security, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, State Department, Yemen and the latest marijuana study in this edition of NewsBusted.

Lyin’ Brian For President

“Some are now advising Brian Williams to run for the Democratic nomination against Hillary,” reports Jodi Miller. “After all, it’s already been proven that Hillary can be beaten by a lying phony.” Miller also zooms in on John KitzHaber, Dan Rather, Rosie O’Donnell and Alec Baldwin in this rollicking edition of NewsBusted.

Obama the Messiah

“Readers were disappointed to learn that a boy who once claimed to have died and visited heaven recanted his story,” Jodi Miller reports. “Meanwhile the man who promised us heaven is still sticking with his story.” Miller also gives us the goods of President Obama’s military approval, political polls, the IRS, Dartmouth College and the administrations ISIS strategy in this edition of NewsBusted.

It’s Opposite Day For the Left

If you listen carefully to the litany of proclamations and assurances from the Obama Administration and the progressive left over the last few years one thing is certain: Everything they’ve said has had an opposite outcome. Conservative political commentator Andrew Klavan has labeled the phenomenon Opposite Day. In this edition of Truth Revolt, Klavan lays out a laundry list of promises from Obama himself that did not come to fruition.

Masking Our Identity

“Sources say President Obama will grant executive amnesty to illegal immigrants after the midterm elections,” Jodi Miller says. “Opponents say the scheme will transform America, making it as unrecognizable as Renee Zellweger.” Miller also gets the skinny Ben Bradlee, Chinese economy, Michelle Obama, Hunter Biden, Al Franken and John Pistole in this edition of NewsBusted.

Free Oil With 3rd Obama Term

“Analysts say a weak economy is causing less gasoline use, resulting in falling oil prices,” says Jodi Miller. “So basically the worst the economy is, the lower the oil prices. So if President Obama could serve one more term, oil would be free.” Miller also reports on the Midterm Elections, Obama’s ISIS strategy, Chris Matthews and Kris and Bruce Jenner in this edition of NewsBusted.

Obummer Obama in Hawaii

Spanning the globe this past week, Jodi Miller reports, “The Honolulu City Council has withdrawn a proposal to name a popular beach after President Obama. So instead, they will name an unpopular beach after him.” Also on Miller’s radar is the Chinese economy, Nielsen TV Ratings, Speaker John Boehner, Senator Mark Udall and the rising cost of coffee in this edition of NewsBusted.

First Things First For Obama

“The Syrian border town of Kobani is about to fall to the Islamic State,” Jodi Miller reports. “The White House says President Obama is aware of the situation and will deal with it between fund-raisers.” In this entertaining edition of NewsBusted, Miller also touches on Michelle Obama, Los Angeles, San Gabriel Mountains, Leon Panetta and Senator Harry Reid.

First Lady Drops Surname

Jodie Miller says, “As the midterm elections draw near, many Democrats are now distancing themselves from President Obama. To give you an idea of how bad it is, First Lady Michelle Obama is now simply going by Michelle.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features the Ebola virus, NFL, Louisiana Senate race, Nik Wallenda and cosmetic surgery.

The Prez is So Confused

“Polls show that most Americans don’t understand President Obama’s approach to fighting ISIS,” Jodi Miller says. So if you’re confused about the president’s ISIS strategy, don’t worry, so is he.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, First Lady Michelle Obama, the Senate Armed Forces Committee and Benghazi.

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