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U.S. Debt Enough For Michelle

Jodie Miller reports that the national debt has increased by $7 trillion since President Obama took office. “Wow! That’s like enough for two whole Michelle Obama vacations,” she says. In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features Thomas Sowell, Joe Biden, the Democratic Party, Laura Ingraham, Jewish voters and the San Antonio Spurs.

Get Ready For Ebolacare

“Several people in New York and Ohio are being tested for the Ebola Virus,” Jodi Miller reports. “So President Obama is about to announce the rollout of his latest program–Ebolacare. Miller also highlights Nancy Pelosi, U.S.-Africa Leaders Summit, Russian bombers and Joe Biden in this edition of NewsBusted.

Poor, Poor Hillary

Despite belly-aching during her recent book tour that she underwent severe money woes after leaving the White House, it’s now been revealed that Hillary Clinton made $12 million since leaving the State Department. Says Jodi Miller, “So we here at NewsBusted have taken up a collection of food and used clothing to send to her so she’ll have enough to get through the winter.” Miller’s other Newsbusters include Senator Elizabeth Warren, Jet Blue, EPA, Obamacare, Mark Zuckerberg and Rachel Maddow.

Darth Vader Outpolls Hillary

“A new poll finds that Darth Vader is more popular than Hillary Clinton,” Jodi Miller reports. “You know what that means. Star Wars fans have chosen sides on the War on Women.” Miller also touches on the VA Scandal, Bill Mahar, President Obama and Michael Moore in this edition of NewsBusted.

Fund-raisers and Golf

“President Obama has attended nearly 400 fund-raisers since taking office,” Jodi Miller reports. “Wow! It’s amazing he finds time to play golf.” Miller also gets the blood flowing with features on John Boehner, record cold in Australia, Al Gore and Joe Biden in this edition of NewsBusted.

President Carter Dodges Bullet

Jodi Miller reports that a recent poll shows Americans think President Obama is the worst president since World War II. Says Miller, “And when he heard the news, Jimmy Carter totally gave himself a high-five.” Miller also features Kanye West, Saudi Arabia and European Google in this edition of NewsBusted.

W Most Influential President

Yahoo! political columnist Matt Bai wrote that George W. Bush was the most influential president in decades. Says Jodi Miller, “Bush’s influence is so widespread, liberals hold him responsible for all of President Obama’s failed policies.” Miller also features the Fourth of July, NBC News, illegal immigrants, Megyn Kelly and Bill Ayers in this edition of NewsBusted.

Hard Drive Hanky-Panky

Jodi Miller reports, “President Obama has always been supportive of U.S. troops … and, oh I’m sorry, the punch line for that joke was stored on Lois Lerner’s hard drive.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also touches on the Washington Redskins, Valerie Jarrett, IRS and Iraq.

Obama’s Triple Crown

Jodi Miller reports that racehorse California Chrome failed to win the Triple Crown. “However,” she says, “President Obama achieved a triple crown of his own–chronic unemployment, record national debt and a weaker America abroad.” Also featured in this edition of NewsBusted are Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Bowe Bergdahl and D-Day activities.

One Mystery Solved

“A mystery man is leaving envelopes of cash around the streets of Los Angeles for strangers to find,” reports Jodi Miller. “And this mystery man (President Obama) is taking money out of the paychecks of the people all across America.” Also making the cut in this edition of NewsBusted are Al Gore, earthquakes, the State Department, Libya and Facebook.

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