Call Me Stormy

Finding righteous currents in turbulent times

Death by Boobs

A Washington man suffered death by suffocation after his drunken romantic partner smothered his face within her massive mammaries. She now faces manslaughter charges, and the Feds now face a quandary: After coming for our guns, will they next seek to ban D-cup breasts? And will Bill Clinton head the commission that examines the proposition?

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